Who's that Girl?
Not Haunted
Originally posted: April 14, 2015 on TrishMcFarlane.com
- Dear employees, your 2016 benefits will NOT COVER X, Y, nor Z.
- Dear employees, as your employer we will NOT offer paternity leave until you have been employed here 2 years.
- Dear employees, DO NOT use your computer for social media interactions during business actions because you might say something we don’t like.
- Dear employees, the company will NOT OFFER any benefit plan cost reductions.
- Dear employees, we are excited to share your 2016 benefit plan options and are now covering several new benefits such as X, Y and Z.
- Dear employees, we know that spending time with a new baby is an important part of a baby’s development and bonding. As such, we will now offer paternity leave for any employee who has completed 2 years of service.
- Dear employees, we know that as social media outlets have grown in recent years, many of you use them as part of your daily interactions. We expect you to use good judgement and realize you represent XYZ company at all times.
- Dear employees, we are excited to tell you that for plan year 2016, any employee who enrolls in a fitness program at a certified gym will now be offered a $300 discount on healthcare premiums for the plan year.
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